I MADE A THING.
WHOOPS.
My cell phone is my strife specibus, my Chumhandle is methodsofRhetorhicalcriticism, my guardian is Rochelle from L4D2, and I have a recipe modus. :D
Strife specibus: Game controller (( what. ))
Chumhandle: OrderofthePhoenix
Guardian: Maser Chief (( This could not have turned out better ))
Modus: Encryption
strife specibus: pretzel sticks
chumhandle: precalculusFifthedition
Guardian: Phoenix Wright
Modus: Tree
wow I’m cool
Specibus: Forkkind
Chumhandle: dantesInferno (fuck yeahhh )
Guardian: Amaterasu! FUCK YEAH
And Modus: Scratch n’ sniff.
Strife specibus- Tablet (no pen)
Chumhandle- ellaEnchanted
Guardian- Ellis from L4D2
Modus- Memory (Just my luck, getting my LEAST favorite modus.)
Strife specibus: a pile of wrinkled drawings OwO\
Chumhandle: DeadlyWoman (WAT.)
Guardian: Link! XD (Four swords Link. Ohhh boy. )
Modus: Stack
(and I’ll be honest, I know what 3 out of four of these things are, but not the last one. I don’t read Homestuck very often. <X3 )
(I has not so much knowledge of this stuff, but my sister’s explanation made me laugh! XD )
Strife specibus: The same sister who gave me the explanation (what? She was DIRECTLY TO THE LEFT OF ME! XD Nothing else was!)
Chumhandle: “Middle school grade-level project final presentation meeting”
Guardian: Fox…McCloud…. XD How ridiculously funny is that?
Modus: Battleship
Strange stuff there, I must admit. ^^;
Male Samus my body is readyfemale commander shepard no fuck you he’s 100% man
fem layton no
Nessa
o
Female Nick oh god
female barbie
but i played angry birds
but I played Sonic the Hedgehog
female link oh jesus god wtf
female ezio auditore
i am ok with this
Female spy?
Wait…that means…SPY!KRISTEN?! D8
…
NOT SURE IF WANT.
Gordon Freeman as a woman
Gordon, I…
SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BELONG TO NOW GENDERBENT ALYX.
D|< I’m personally blaming you for all this, Billy Hatcher! (who’s now disturbingly female, God, just what WOULD his name be?)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK TO ROLLY AS A MAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAALE?!!?!?!?!?!?!? DX> OH NOES!
c-r-a-z-y-s-t-u-p-i-d-l-i-f-e:
butterfliesandcoloursinthesky:
mean girls:)))
Titanic….
Arthur Christmas……………………….
Washington Square.
I cantThe woman ;s
Jack and Jill
Mean Girls :D
Thor. o.o
In Lena’s boat… Thor.
Marble Hornets… *smacks head against a wall*
PUSS IN BOOTS BITCH
Donny Darko
plz no
that is a bad thing
i kill myself why
woe is me
i’m so funny
That movie about the dog named Hachi. ;A; That movie was SAD! What in hell am I doing? Waiting for a non-existant character (Sonic) at a train station my whole life? WTF!
Oh wow, Puss in Boots is my f***ing life story! Some adventures I had when I was younger! XD
wellwellwellwhathavewehere?
This is “What we have here”:
You don’t have to provoke or flame me because I am HIGHLY inactive, does that make sense? Okay, good! That goes for unwanted criticism as well! XD Think before you say a word! Understood? (Next thing you know people are just gonna joke around about it and say crazy things! XD Not that it matters much! )
Draw everyday. Stop dreaming about being a manga artist, you’re American, dream about being a comic artist. You’re going to meet a really amazing boy whose going to grow up into an amazing man, and he’s going to prove that he loves you every step of the way. Just because your mom doesn’t have much in common with you doesn’t mean you don’t love the shit out of her. You will cut your hair off, and you’ll like it. Stop wearing all that baggy black shit, color is good for you. Your a good artist, there will always be better but that’s not the point and it never will be.Stop being a pussy, throw that god damn pink sweater away and stop crying over everything.
Eating disorders aren’t worth it.
Enjoy your 3 close school friends while you can, they’re all three going to move away at the same exact time during middle school, leaving high school to absolutely suck. and boy is it going to suck a lot for a while just try to tough it out. So you can stop fucking bawling all the time, you’ll live gdi. 6_9
Stop watching Naruto— expand! Look past the anime and manga. Go farther. Drop those “how to draw anime” books— look at comic books or art books! Draw what you see.
Try not to cry as much. I know you’re sensitive, but be strong! Tears don’t fix everything.
Oh, and that cruise you go on? Enjoy the hell out of it.
You thought elementary school was annoying? WAIT UNTIL MIDDLE AND HIGH SCHOOL. Especially middle. Kids there are huge assholes. Though you’ll start out at one school and transfer to a new one after a few months, you’ll never regret it, for you’ll make great friends at this new school, including your very best friend. Cherish those moments in the computer lab, goofing off in front of the cameras on the Mac computers with her. You’ll remember those forever. C:
What the hell are you doing? Don’t trade Mario Kart DS in, you dumbf- Holy crap, did you just get rid of your Pokemon Sapphire for the FIFTH TIME? Dummy smacks. Hold up, what are you doing? Don’t blow all your money on all those toys and trinkets, at least save a LITTLE for commissions! Woah, what the- No no no, little one. Your drawings suck. Here, let me teach you. OH, YOU THINK SHE’S SO COOL? WAIT UNTIL YOU’RE MY AGE. YOU’LL WISH YOU’D NEVER MET HER.
stop being such a weeboo you little shithead
Don’t give that son-of-a-bitch drawing lessons you little— UHG! Noooooo! They’ll become a jerk in the future and not even thank you! Hey! Don’t listen to what she said! You don’t need to add necks to your drawings! STOP! What? Stop recoloring Hamtaro pictures! That’s wrong!
You think you can start ROLEPLAYING at this age, look at you now! Who is looking at themselves like a left behind piece of sh*t because even though they’ve fixed themselves, THE PROBLEM of not being as “advanced” as everyone else is or good enogh for them to enjoy roleplaying with you remains STILL UNRESOLVED! Just don’t! Not until you’re my age… or two years younger than that! (I swear, now I’m this little begger b*tch that I am today! STILL WISHING FOR A LONG LASTING AND ENJOYABLE ROLEPLAY! (and not to mention an easily understandable one! DX ))
